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Not swine flu: Plane's passengers had too much to drink

Two men who had too much to drink caused 117 passengers on a flight from Mexico to Maryland to wait on board after landing while health authorities checked the two for symptoms of swine flu, officials said Tuesday.

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"They refused treatment"?

Report Commentby D R. @ 1:04am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

Please tell, what's the treatment for a hangover!? That could've been useful info in college.

Good call, D R.

Report Commentby Martin B. @ 1:21am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

It's like a half step below the Meaning Of Life, and they brashly waved it off.

But seriously, who cares about this flu? I'm already sick of it. Not "swine-flu-sick" of it, more like "hungover-sick" of it.

Capt Tripps!!

Report Commentby Tyrone H. @ 5:54am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

oh, I'll stop

Adela María Gutiérrez - only 39 geez....
Sorry, lady. RIP, k?

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MoCo....rhymes with “loco“.

D R.

Report Commentby George P. @ 9:28am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

There is only one good cure for a hangover....another beer, never heard of the old saying "hair of the dog that bit you" ?

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The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money

A couple

Report Commentby Sgt. Z @ 12:13pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

of good bloody marys always worked wonders for me.

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13th

Sometimes

Report Commentby big chief @ 12:30pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

a .38 to the head will do the trick, but this would be a one trick pony.
Don't do this until you hand is steady enuff to hold the gun straight,by that time the hangover is gone.

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jesse dunn

sometimes

Report Commentby big chief @ 12:33pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

a .38 to the head will do the trick, but this will be a one trick pony. So wait until your hand is steady enuff to hold a gun, and by that time your hangover should be gone. HEAD SAVED LIFE SAVED

GOD PLEASE IF YOU WOULD MAKE IT STOP I'LL NEVER DRANK AGAIN

two days later... FILLER UP SAM.......DAM here we go again

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jesse dunn

chief

Report Commentby Special Ed V is gay @ 2:51pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

you're a D-I-K. and most likely and alcoholic too. get help. you need it.

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I'm a hypocritical liberal that plays with guns.

look whos talkin

Report Commentby BC. @ 3:01pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

hammerhead

SEV

Report Commentby big chief @ 3:42pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

Sounds like a disease you get from a green monkey in the jungle

Would you like to help a fellow man? nevermind I'll be ok..

Thanks BC, two in the morning always get me through the day. Goodys are good too(in the morning tee hee hee)

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jesse dunn

and alcoholic and what

Report Commentby big chief @ 4:26pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

ZOOU

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jesse dunn

Confusing drunkeness with the flu?

Report Commentby Special Ed V. @ 5:42am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

Man, if they saw me last Saturday night they'd think that I had cancer.

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Drinks 2:30
John 3:16

OH NOOOOES!!!!!

Report Commentby Tyrone H. @ 5:49am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

[no swearing please]oodness! Imagine being drunk, hungover, and HATED by every person on that plane - and you havent even done a d8mn thing wrong LoLz!!!!

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MoCo....rhymes with “loco“.

wow

Report Commentby Tyrone H. @ 5:56am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

the letters O - M - and G together are considered swearing by WTOP.
WoW!!!

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MoCo....rhymes with “loco“.

Bonneville Mormon Filters are hard to predict.

Report Commentby Special Ed V. @ 6:01am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

Cant say [no swearing please] , [no swearing please] or even [no swearing please] but Peacock isn't a problem at all.

Can't have a beer or coffee, but three underaged wives? NO PROBLEM!!

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Drinks 2:30
John 3:16

Mormons

Report Commentby Tommy R @ 6:26am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

Are funny like that. Their entire religion is based on illogical principles. Just google joseph smith or mormon and you'll see what i mean. "joseph smith was dum dum dum dum dum" (south park)

However

Report Commentby Juan V. @ 9:18am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

Make sport of the Danites (Sons of Dan) and you'd be pushing up flowers! Porter Rockwell was one hard azz individual who never hesitated to shoot!

He was however also one of the few judged honest enough to deal directly with the native Indians and not cause trouble for the Church.

Not a Mormon, but fascinated with their defensive principles!

Report Commentby Special Ed V is gay @ 2:54pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

I didn't know [no swearing please], and [removed] could be picked up by that [no swearing please] filter. Holy [removed] balls.
whatever happened to my [removed] freedom of speech?

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I'm a hypocritical liberal that plays with guns.

Not swine flue

Report Commentby Robert M. @ 8:11am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

It was not swine flu. It was two αsses that flew, drunk.

clever

Report Commentby Al W. @ 9:28am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

Use a lower case "alpha" to avoid the censors.

If they were traveling to Maryland, perhaps they intended to stagger around Fells Point and urinate in public like the rest of the drunks over there.

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I'll be divinely condemned! The female cur set me up!

All I have to say about that is....

Report Commentby T L. @ 9:08am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

THE SKY IS FALLING!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!

I'll

Report Commentby George P. @ 9:31am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

drink to That!!

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The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money

Cure for a hangover?

Report Commentby Aboutwn W @ 9:42am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

McDonald's cheeseburgers and fries with a valium chaser.

If you eat a candy bar an hour after you stopped drinking, you won't need a cheesburger in the morning.

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Rock

(No Subject)

Report Commentby Mickey B. @ 11:24am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

"Why yes, I'd like the Valium supersized."

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Elitist.

Cure for a hangover?

Report Commentby Robert M. @ 1:35pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

There are several things you can do:

. . Eat a live toad.
. . Kiss a tobacco chewer with a walrus mustache.
. . Go scuba diving in a septic tank.
. . Listen to a politician apologize.

Try any of these things and you will quickly forget about the hangover.

This is a case of drunken swines without the flu

Report Commentby Luan D. @ 10:38am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

It's simply pathetic.

(No Subject)

Report Commentby Mickey B. @ 11:25am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

Two swines flu over the cuckoo's nest?

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Elitist.

not swine flu

Report Commentby Roger G. @ 11:57am - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

2 swines with 2 much wine flu.

curious about the fever?

Report Commentby Jennfier G. @ 12:23pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

Has anyone here had a fever with a hangover? as many hangovers that I have had I can say that not once have I ever had a fever. They must have been drinking something really interesting.

Drinking Sterno could do that

Report Commentby Robert M. @ 1:37pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

Drinking Sterno could do that to you, especially if you light the Sterno.

Did you ever notice how pink Mad Dog 20-20 is the same color as Sterno?

Ever Notice

Report Commentby Thomas E. @ 1:54pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

how your teeth turn the same color as which ever flavor of MD20/20 you're drinking?

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Anything said in Latin sounds profound.

Mad Dogg 50/50

Report Commentby big chief @ 6:28pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

sale dropped 50%. There was a misunderstanding in the hood, they thought they said wine flu not swine flu. Everything is up and up now they can't keep on shelf.

THERE's HOPE AFTER ALL... yeah after all you fools fall on your.....

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jesse dunn

cheech and chong?

Report Commentby biggarydt @ 2:49pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

were cheech and chong in town this week and i missed it?

In case you wanted to know

Report Commentby Dj S. @ 3:32pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

here's your answer:

http://doihavepigflu.com/

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*Bananas* is good!

Swine flu is a distraction

Report Commentby Reader11722 @ 6:58pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

Drunk passengers, swine flu, Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Pitt & Jolie, all distractions. While mainstream media creates illusions, the U.S. gov't steps on our throats by opening our mail, suspending habeas corpus, stealing private lands, banning books like "America Deceived" from Amazon, Wikipedia and Facebook, conducting warrantless wiretaps and starting illegal wars.
Impeach them all and end this madness.
Final link (until Google Books bends to pressure and drops the title):
http://www.iuniverse.com/Bookstore/BookDetail.aspx?BookId=SKU-000083883

(No Subject)

Report Commentby Mike L. @ 8:09pm - Wed Apr 29th, 2009

Maybe these guys didn't have Swine Flu BECAUSE they were drunk.

At last -- health care Americans can afford!

See

http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/04/29/flu-flight-fear

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